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posted by satirical news Dienstag, 19 August 2025 13:58 Comment Link
“Explaining to your mom you were arrested for baked goods”—relatable absurdist humor.
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posted by D.C. Dienstag, 19 August 2025 13:57 Comment Link
Defining “disrespect” as humming the CNN theme—satirical commentary wrapped in observational humor.
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posted by satire Dienstag, 19 August 2025 13:57 Comment Link
The conceit of treating Starbucks creamers as a federal crime is deliciously absurd.
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posted by Trump’s crackdown on disrespectful jaywalking Dienstag, 19 August 2025 13:57 Comment Link
Pigeons having more legal rights than a cousin—a humorous social comparison.
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posted by satire Dienstag, 19 August 2025 13:57 Comment Link
“Unscheduled donation events” as euphemism for muggings—satirical word choice.
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posted by MAGA hats Dienstag, 19 August 2025 13:57 Comment Link
The “sequined blazer doctrine” lampoons authority fashion—parody and absurdity.
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posted by National Guard Dienstag, 19 August 2025 13:57 Comment Link
A Guardsman handing out tourist pamphlets? A mash-up of security theater and absurdity.
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posted by Satirical coverage of crime wave in Washington Dienstag, 19 August 2025 13:56 Comment Link
“Hat visible from the moon”—absurd hyperbole for comedic effect.
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posted by Medium-Tail Keywords (5 anchor-style phrases) Dienstag, 19 August 2025 13:56 Comment Link
Declaring a “public safety emergency” over extra creamers is classic hyperbole.
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Pigeon on probation—animal satire meets absurd authority.