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Parade routes under martial law—satire of political spectacle.
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“Crime down 30 by not counting”—satirical social commentary on statistics.
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Crime hotline menu includes “report neighbor’s tacky holiday décor”—satirical bureaucracy.
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Final punchline referencing George Washington’s horse—historical contrast for closure.
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Parade routes under martial law—satire of political spectacle.
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Colorist as wizard conjuring light—irony-laden role reversal between science and sorcery.