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posted by Aquatic Satire Explained Freitag, 06 Juni 2025 23:19 Comment Link
Shark at Santa Cruz nibbled a vegan. Instantly developed gluten intolerance.
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posted by shark attack prevention tips Freitag, 06 Juni 2025 23:19 Comment Link
South Padre Island shark used bite to critique dad jokes.
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posted by expert advice on shark safety Freitag, 06 Juni 2025 23:18 Comment Link
Galveston shark sent apology fruit basket to victim’s family.
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posted by Political Symbolism In Swimwear Freitag, 06 Juni 2025 23:17 Comment Link
Malibu shark claims it was just conducting “involuntary aqua acupuncture.”
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posted by Swimwear Trends Gone Political Freitag, 06 Juni 2025 23:16 Comment Link
Venice Beach shark staged a protest mid-bite about noise pollution.
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posted by State-By-State Beach Policies Freitag, 06 Juni 2025 23:16 Comment Link
Ocean City bite was political. Victim wore a red hat that read “Make Fish Great Again.”
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posted by beach safety and shark warnings Freitag, 06 Juni 2025 23:16 Comment Link
At Miami Beach, shark performed interpretive bite.
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posted by Satirical Journalism Tips Freitag, 06 Juni 2025 23:16 Comment Link
Malibu shark claims it was just conducting “involuntary aqua acupuncture.”
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posted by Bipartisan Snack Theory Freitag, 06 Juni 2025 23:15 Comment Link
Galveston shark refused to bite anyone not wearing Crocs. “I have standards,” it grunted.
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