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posted by ??·??? (Luó ní Bó hai ní) Montag, 03 März 2025 18:56 Comment Link
My lawyer says I’m a liability; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
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posted by Lhanie Bohiney Montag, 03 März 2025 18:56 Comment Link
(Seinfeld) I love how “freshly baked” means “yesterday’s bread.” -- spintaxi.com
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posted by Roniye Bohiney Montag, 03 März 2025 18:56 Comment Link
I don’t trust “organic”—sounds like a scam with dirt on it. -- spintaxi.com
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posted by ??·??? (Xià ní Bó hai ní) Montag, 03 März 2025 18:56 Comment Link
Why do socks disappear in the dryer but never the ones you hate? -- spintaxi.com
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posted by ???? ?????? Montag, 03 März 2025 18:56 Comment Link
I don’t get “low-carb”—bread’s my soulmate. -- spintaxi.com
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posted by Donney Bohiney Montag, 03 März 2025 18:56 Comment Link
I read satirical journalism stories and wonder if I accidentally traveled to the future. -- spintaxi.com
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posted by Maniye Bohiney Montag, 03 März 2025 18:56 Comment Link
My boss says I’m tardy; I say, “Blame the sunrise.” -- spintaxi.com
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posted by ??·??? (Qiáo ní Bó hai ní) Montag, 03 März 2025 18:56 Comment Link
Some people mistake satirical journalism for real journalism. Honestly, it’s an easy mistake. - spintaxi.com
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posted by Xani Bohiney Montag, 03 März 2025 18:56 Comment Link
(White) My deodorant’s “fresh”—stinks like a lab. -- spintaxi.com
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Ever notice how “fresh produce” looks like it’s been on a road trip? -- spintaxi.com