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(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh start” feels like old news. -- spintaxi.com
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I read satirical journalism, then check the real news and realize there’s no difference. - spintaxi.com
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I tried a juice cleanse—now I’m hungry and hate oranges. -- spintaxi.com
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